I Don't Remember This

m shows how you properly kill a bottle

typical white gogo dancer: toned/tanned body, manish face, dual (or more) layered neon colored tops with those weird stringy things off the sides of the bottoms and those hideous, hideous fuzzy boots

this is what happens when you don’t tip your bartender

sweet mohawk… i wonder what his day job is?

the story behind this photo goes something like this: when this guy noticed i had a big camera he immediately got into this pose and held it. i looked at him with mild amusement and asked “are you serious?”. he nodded and looked back very seriously. i started to walk away and he yelled “take my picture!”. so i came back and took it.

hey, i didn’t say it was good story

matching bikini set with hoodie? cute!

PLUR

his cheekbones have cheekbones

this would be so much cooler if both her feet were off the ground

how come people don’t get thrown out for doing this shit?

hey gals, pose for new facebook pic kay?

the guy was no taller than five feet and the chick was well over six. you do the math

drugs are bad, mmkay?

dude, you’re doing it wrong. so, so wrong!

“that beat’s hittin’ us and we’re fightin’ back, it’s like we beat up that beat!”